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Diarrhea - m4m - 32 (Delaware County)

Reply to: pers-779183426@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-01, 6:01PM EDT

We were standing in line to use the only bathroom at the bar last night. We started chatting it up and things were going great until I farted and diarrhea ran down my leg. You were sweet about it and let me go ahead of you, but you were gone when I returned. Can you find it in your heart to give me a second chance? Or will love leave me with the runs again? I'll be back every night until I see you again. Please look for me!

  • Location: Delaware County
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Well Winnie the Pooh, you can wait for however long you want to, I am not a character from one of those German porns, not into that!

Wear your diaper next time and have someone else, like your mama, take you out on a date.

And of COURSE I let you go, and what the hell would make you think I would wait for you. The door was barely closed before I was on my cell phone conferencing my best betties to talk about your ass and your fudge lava flow.

So you keep right on going there every night. I will not be there in the remainder of this century!



Oh. My. God.

Reminds me of this:

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! that's amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing.


many are the love stories that have gone awry due to one fart gone wrong.

tis better to have stifled a fart and loved than to have shit roll down your leg and never love at all
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